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The Soap Box

The Soap Box

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The holidays are upon us once again and you know what that means! Time to get on your Soap Box! From the simple Pitch all the way up to a full-blown Manifesto; JKLM Farm is here. for. it.

The Soap Box is the perfect gift for that frothing friend or relative who always seems to need one! Whatever the motivation, there's a Soap Box for every person and passion below. Find the contestation that fits you best, or ask about a custom Soap Box (A Bespoke Box!? You walked right into that one, honey. Don't get me started!)

The Pitch - Four Bars of Soaps, One Soap Dish, & One Exfoliating Soap Cozy

The Spiel - A.K.A. "The Pitch - Kosher Edition" (no bacon soap for you!)

The Lecture - Two Bars of Soap, One Soap Dish, One Exfoliating Soap Cozy, One 4 oz. Tallow Cream, & One of each Lip Balm.

The Harangue - One Bar Soap, One Soap Dish, One Exfoliating Soap Cozy, One Tallow Cream (4 oz.), One Hair Product (2 oz. Paste or Pomade), & One of each Lip Balm

The Rant - One of Each of our Bar Soaps (Nine), One Soap Dish, & One Exfoliating Soap Cozy

The Kvetch - A.K.A. "The Rant - Kosher Edition"

The Diatribe - Two Bars of Soap, One Soap Dish, One Exfoliating Soap Cozy, One Tallow Cream (4 oz.), One of each Lip Balm, One Liquid Tallow Soap (8 oz.), & One Marrow Shower Soap.

The Tirade - One Shaving Soap Set, One Marrow Shower Soap, One Deodorant (Beef Stick or Lady Beef Stick), One Hair Product (2 oz. Pomade or Paste), One Tallow Skin Cream (4 oz.), & One of each Lip Balms.

The Manifesto - One Shaving Soap Set, One Marrow Shower Soap, One Deodorant (Beef Stick or Lady Beef Stick), All Three Skin Creams (4 oz. Tallow, Marrow, & Sun Cream), One of each Lip Balm, Two Bars of Soap, One Exfoliating Soap Cozy, One Soap Dish, One Liquid Tallow Soap (8 oz.), & One of each Hair Product (Pomade & Paste).

None of these fitting the bill? Message me with a list of what you'd like in your custom Soap Box and I'll get back to you ASAP with a quote.

Some boxes come with options (see descriptions above). Where options are offered, please note your selections during checkout. If none are noted, I'll do the selectin'. Bar soaps/soap dishes will be selected by me. All customizations, substitutions and special requests fall into the "Custom Soap Box" category and may be subject to additional costs.